Today: A West Ham win (hopefully).

Tomorrow: More roast ham and sweets than I can possibly eat without ruining my girlish figure.

Good weekend.

I've got a better game.  Ask me a question, and I'll answer it.

Kegs an eggssssssssss

Irish peoplere brillll.

I've named my dragon Icarus.  Too cruel?

[Ward: Wendy]
There was a second dragon as well, delivered to Dorothy.  I'm afraid she'll have to decline the invitation, or whatever it might be- you know how finicky she is about public appearances.  Ha!
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Free ice cream may just be the best thing ever.

Well, aside from sex.  And football.

Who wants to come with me to West Ham's match on Saturday?  We're playing Blackburn at home, 3:00pm.  The Rovers don't stand a chance.  It'll be brilliant.

In an effort to avoid all the problems with the Floo, I've been taking the Underground to work.  While riding this morning, I met this man:

A wizard, you say?  He might have looked it, but he was definitely all muggle.  He'd taken the chip out of his Oyster Card and put it in a plastic magic wand- so instead of swiping through, he could just wave his wand and say some bogus magic spell ("Ostreidae portus!") to pay.

Pure genius.

( Dean Thomas! )

( The Novels of Dorothy Graham )